Laughed so hard, not sure it was good for my heart. I’ve been there. I cried. But I learned that an overflowing toilet can be stopped mid-spill, by opening the top of the tank and lifting the ballcock. If you can prop it up, you can try to turn off the water, or do what I did and just clean and pray the water goes down. (making a note of the Dawn tip, but I hope I never need to use it.) Heh, ballcock. Thanks for the kind words, everyone. It was a lousy Saturday night, Your First Mistake Was Thinking I Was One Of The Sheep Gift T-Shirt but at least I have sweet, sweet karma (and a freezer full of pasties). We didn’t end up losing too much of value – a bunch of boxes of candles and some picture frames, a few framed prints, but not enough to bother with an insurance claim.
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The weeks of frustration and paperwork aren’t worth the $50 check we’d get. And this is why I have quarter turn valves on my toilets. In the event of horror, a quick twist will suspend water inflow so the problem is manageable. Also, Fill out the paperwork for small claims court. Depending on your state, them not telling you that the sewer is locked off is illegal and worth re It might have been the worst of fuck-ups for you, sir, Your First Mistake Was Thinking I Was One Of The Sheep Gift T-Shirt but your tale made me laugh with only the best of discriptions. I suggest looking for a journalism job and submitting this story instead of any form of résumé. It’s not extremely difficult. A good rule that’s always worked for me is to push down until I hear a sucking type of noise.
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A lot of people make the mistake of just going to town and never really push down all of the way, but you need to go slow and push down until you hear the noise. If you’re lucky, one push should do it and the toilet will usually drain on it’s own rather quickly. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard. Lake Shitchigan and Lake Shitperior nearly had me unable to breathe. Mom actually knocked on my door to see if I was laughing or crying. I did have tears in my eyes. I am so, Your First Mistake Was Thinking I Was One Of The Sheep Gift T-Shirt so sorry that all of that happened to you, but that shit’s HILARIOUS (pun intended)!Did you guys have renters insurance? I, as a writer myself, applaud your transformation of a (can’t resist) shitty situation into an entertaining, amusing and well-written tale of TIFU worthy of gold.
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